Funny Things Ansley Says
Questions Asked Without Thinking
Ansley- “ Are there suburbs in France or is it all Paris?”
Ansley- “ If I live 81 years til I am 94 years I will live to the year 3000” ( it is 2019 currently)
Riley-”We could go to Antarctica and see the northern lights!” forgetting the northern lights are in the North and Antarctica is on the opposite side of the world…
Ansley- “ What Country do we live in?”
"Daddy do we go up one more level" Ansley says as her options are go up one more level or walk face first into a wall
"How long does the twelve minute train take"-Riley
Brent checked into the hotel and Ansley said "Do you have the room key"
"Is their a spa dressing room"- Riley "No, Riley you change in the middle of the spa lobby"-Aleisha
"Dad, tell me when the train gets here"-Ansley as if she couldn't see the train coming as we stood in a wide open train station
"Dad, does the hotel wash the sheets and pillows?" -Ansley
"How far are we from right here, Dad"- Ansley
"Why are these mini shirts so mini?"- Riley
"This toilet paper feels like sandpaper!" -Riley "That's because your using a paper towel"-Aleisha
"Will the lions smell my mint chap stick?"
"Girls, what do you think laded this egg?"-Aleisha "an elephant" - Ansley
"Is Colorado a city?"-Ansley
"Teeth whitening is very, very, very, very, very expensive"-Aleisha "Like 20 dollars?"-Ansley
"Do they speak Canadian in Canada"-Ansley after she has been to Canada numerous times
"Can you go get my phone from the kitchen"-Aleisha "Where is it?"-Riley
"What does a eye lash curler do?"-Riley
"Are those Potatoes or French Fries?"-Ansley
"Cold or Room temperature water" -Waitress "Yes"- Ansley
Ansley-"So your the dingo, I'm the baby" Aleisha-"Okay" Ansley-"The dingo ate my baby" Aleisha" So the baby, had a baby?"
Riley-" do you want me to cut you a piece of mango" " No I'll cut myself"- Ansley replied
"Where on the map our we, our we here"- Ansley says pointing to a random point" I'm just guessing, but I think we would be where the huge red dot says" you are here" - Aleisha says laughing
"What is pumpkin soup?"- Ansley
"Why do these choclates keep hitting my face"-Riley "Because you're not catching them!"- Aleisha
"Aleisha, you said the moon controls tides, but I don't see the moon!"-Ansley
"Is this a pinalope ?"-Riley
" I want to run more"- Ansley " So you're gonna start going on runs? We could run together!"-Riley "No, I don't want to run, I just want to prepare for running track"-Ansley "How do you get better at running without running?"-Riley
"My brother and I have always been 4 years apart"-Aleisha
“Jackalopes are real we just saw one!” (Riley says as we pass a rabbit)
“If you are ever kidnapped just as to use the guys phone to order pizza, and instead call 911 and the cops are trained to know you are not really ordering pizza”- Ansley